Keep Oppo Canoe

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle) 01/27/2017 at 16:01 • Filed to: Boatlopnik, Canoelopnik, Justin Trudeau, Canada, Canadalopnik

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What’s your canoe storage situation, Oppo?

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > For Sweden 01/27/2017 at 16:03

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Pretty good actually.

RallyWrench > For Sweden 01/27/2017 at 16:04

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I just leave it down by the bay with hundreds of others.

PotbellyJoe and 42 others > For Sweden 01/27/2017 at 16:06

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I have a small door, hidden behind my trash bins, that opens a storage location under my porch. That opening has 3" of clearance on all sides of a standard Old Towne canoe. I wonder how that happened...

TahoeSTi > For Sweden 01/27/2017 at 16:08

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It’s just to the right of the VW that’s under that pile of snow next to the outback.

RyanFrew > For Sweden 01/27/2017 at 16:11

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Boxer briefs.

fhrblig > For Sweden 01/27/2017 at 16:12

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I don’t have one, but then again I’m only 25% native American. The other 75% is people who oppressed native Americans. So I can be a little hard on myself sometimes.

CB > For Sweden 01/27/2017 at 16:12

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During the summer, it normally just stays outside about ten feet from the water (and upside down). In the winter it stays in the boathouse.

Klaus Schmoll > For Sweden 01/27/2017 at 16:13

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Well, since you are asking... It’s problematic! See, I have this folding boat thingy which needs some 20 minutes of IKEA style assembly. I’d like to get a solid plastic one to be able to hit the water without that hassle, but at ten foot plus I wouldn’t be able to get it down the narrow stairway into the basement, leaving me with said predicament that Mr Trudeau just adressed.

interstate366, now In The Industry > For Sweden 01/27/2017 at 16:14

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I have a garage, so I’m good.

LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com > For Sweden 01/27/2017 at 16:15

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Got rid of my canoe many years ago because I lacked storage. The struggle is real!

PowderHound > For Sweden 01/27/2017 at 16:15

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Flipped upside down hanging under our porch. It’s a kayak but… close enough

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > For Sweden 01/27/2017 at 16:17

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I’ve got the storage space, just need the canoe

Chariotoflove > For Sweden 01/27/2017 at 16:18

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Wish I had one. :(

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > For Sweden 01/27/2017 at 16:18

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The struggle is real. I have to shlep all the way down to Bay Ridge to get to my uncle’s canoe.

vicali > For Sweden 01/27/2017 at 16:18

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Great, our Clipper hangs from the garage roof.. unless it’s on the car or truck headed to the lake;

Textured Soy Protein > For Sweden 01/27/2017 at 16:23

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I require no storage for canoes because my wife gets free canoe rental right on the lake as a perk at her job.

Frank Grimes > For Sweden 01/27/2017 at 16:34

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im more of a rowing scull kind of guy.

and 100 more > For Sweden 01/27/2017 at 16:44

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Plenty of storage, lacking canoes.

Them shits expensive!  

fintail > For Sweden 01/27/2017 at 16:51

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I hope they don’t live in Vancouver, young people can’t afford such storage at all.

duurtlang > For Sweden 01/27/2017 at 17:16

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Meanwhile, in the Netherlands, the exceptionally young (1986) leader of one of major left wing parties (F 2-party systems!) has found his inspirational canoe on the other side of the big pond.

This makes me feel old btw. Even my girlfriend is older than he is, and he has a tiny but real chance of becoming prime minister this year. What have I done with my life?

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > For Sweden 01/27/2017 at 17:19

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The Compromiser > For Sweden 01/27/2017 at 19:11

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We made ours Prime Minister. It’s a DoucheCanoe.

For Sweden > duurtlang 01/27/2017 at 19:56

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Is it a major party if they only have four seats in the House?

LOREM IPSUM > For Sweden 01/27/2017 at 21:21

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Don’t worry, Mr. Wonderful has a better idea...

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > For Sweden 01/27/2017 at 21:28

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two kayaks in the barn

For Sweden > LOREM IPSUM 01/27/2017 at 21:51

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Well, according to him, ISIS already thinks Canada is great...

duurtlang > For Sweden 01/28/2017 at 03:26

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There will be elections soon. In about 2 months. They’re polling as the #1 or #2 left wing party, depending on the poll and about 4 or 5th overall. #1 are the populist xenophobes of Wilders, which have 0 chance because nobody will work with them (works both ways), the current #2 (right wing liberals) or 3 (centrist conservatives) in the polls are the most likely to deliver the next PM, but you’ll never know what the elections will bring.